On How Not to Let Your Small Child Pee in a Public Park

Your daughter was druuuuuuunk!

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On Boring Dog Wins Westminster Dog Show


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On Chicken Mushroom Casserole For The Lazy Snob

@Woman Laughing Alone With Boas !!!

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On Dear Davida


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On Your Nuts


C} C} C} <--Acorns.

This is so good.

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On Trees and Plants of Human Use and Significance

This is beautiful, Matt. Thank you.

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On Who is the Greatest Diva of the Last 25 Years? We Offer Scientific Proof!

This was amazing. Thank you.

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On "The House of Mirth" as a Poorly Played Game of "Choose Your Own Adventure"


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On Cat Expert: The Shocking Truth About 'OMG Cat'

I would like to hear what Brad thinks of the Smiling Shiba Inu, because clearly that puppy is not "smiling." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiINtDYQxXQ

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On Rap Songs In Which Complete Sets of Things are Listed

All white, lime green, kiwi, khaki, army green, patent leather pin-stripe, white and blue, purple and gold, orange and blue, skittle purple, Louis Vuitton, black, platinum, gray.

-Nelly, "Air Force Ones." All the colors of the rainbow.

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