Thank you for the Deep Thoughts. Also: Humor.
That Severed Barbie Head Deserves All of the Followers. ALL OF THEM.
The only way to keep whining writer friends from yapping incessantly to me about their writing related problems has been, in my experience, to stop talking to them completely. No one will ever take your advice: this fact has been proven scientifically.
Oh my god. How did I not know about this?
RIP Dean Paul Martin. What a Hottie.
I saw this featured on Tosh.0 so it was only a matter of time before every idiot was trying it.
Many years ago, I had the opportunity to interview Andy Johns when I was hired to write a bio for an indie band whose record he had produced. The band’s management and publicist were completely clueless about how to effectively spin this band and it was my idea to add John’s input to the bio. He was fun to talk to and definitely knew his shit.
Sadly, the group’s handlers disagreed with the artistic slant I put on the bio, another writer was brought in and I was paid a kill fee for my efforts. Hilariously, when I eventually received a finished copy of the band’s album, along with the new bio, I did notice that direct quotes pulled from my interview with Johns were integrated into the new piece, with no credit to me. What a bunch of dicks. RIP Andy!
43 is not a "Boy." Still, Fun Story!