On How Jeb Bush Loses On Super Tuesday, 2016

As long as they lose.

Posted on April 21, 2014 at 10:23 am 4

On What Do TV Shows Want To Be When They Grow Up?

Based on the first episode, Fargo looks as good as the movie -- which is very good!

Posted on April 18, 2014 at 1:04 pm 1

On How "Adventure Time" Came To Be

This seems like the greatest show ever! How have I missed it for 4 years!? Will start recording the new season!

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 12:44 pm 0

On Ask Polly: How Do I Know If I Should Break Off My Engagement?

Advice simplified. Question: "Should I marry this guy?" Answer: "No."

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 12:29 pm 0

On Tame Impala, "Stranger In Moscow"

Tim & Paula!

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 12:21 pm 0

On Grief-Stricken Polar Bear Occasionally Distracted From The Crushing Burden Of Existence By Frozen Fish Treat

There is no way I am clicking on that now.

Posted on February 28, 2014 at 11:25 am 0

On The Taco Bell Breakfast Is American Freedom And Pride In Its Best And Most Primal Expression

Who puts pancake syrup on scrambled eggs?

Posted on February 27, 2014 at 12:25 pm 0

On Ask Polly: My Boyfriend Is Secretly Catfishing!

"You're not married yet and you don’t have kids and you're young. So take advantage of the fact that you aren't going to ruin anyone's life here, and get the fuck out." Best advice ever.

Posted on February 19, 2014 at 1:52 pm 0

On Maggie Estep, 1963-2014

Way too young to go. She was ahead of her time. RIP.

Posted on February 13, 2014 at 11:40 am 0

On Tegan And Sara, "Everything Is Awesome"

I want to see this movie but I want to be surprised so I will not be clicking anything here today.

Posted on February 11, 2014 at 3:02 pm 0