On Severed Barbie Head Yet Another Indication Of How Bad You Suck
That Severed Barbie Head Deserves All of the Followers. ALL OF THEM.
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On Ask Polly: Jesus, My Struggling Writer Friends Never Shut Up!
The only way to keep whining writer friends from yapping incessantly to me about their writing related problems has been, in my experience, to stop talking to them completely. No one will ever take your advice: this fact has been proven scientifically.
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On Brian Eno, Porn Star?
Oh my god. How did I not know about this?
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On "Misfits of Science": The 80s TV Show That Only Courteney Cox Survived
RIP Dean Paul Martin. What a Hottie.
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On Morning Show Runs Awesome Supercut Of Idiot Teens Coughing Up Cinnamon
I saw this featured on Tosh.0 so it was only a matter of time before every idiot was trying it.
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On Andy Johns, 1950-2013
Many years ago, I had the opportunity to interview Andy Johns when I was hired to write a bio for an indie band whose record he had produced. The band’s management and publicist were completely clueless about how to effectively spin this band and it was my idea to add John’s input to the bio. He was fun to talk to and definitely knew his shit.
Sadly, the group’s handlers disagreed with the artistic slant I put on the bio, another writer was brought in and I was paid a kill fee for my efforts. Hilariously, when I eventually received a finished copy of the band’s album, along with the new bio, I did notice that direct quotes pulled from my interview with Johns were integrated into the new piece, with no credit to me. What a bunch of dicks. RIP Andy!
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On How To Be Old: Two Women, Their Husbands, Their Cats, Their Alchemy
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On The Love of My Twenties: An Unexpurgated, Factual Account
43 is not a "Boy." Still, Fun Story!
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On The Alien Mysteries of Easter Island
Thank you for the Deep Thoughts. Also: Humor.