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On "A day doesn’t go by where you don’t hear about more bank layoffs and branch closings."

@jfruh I know, right?! You mean to tell me 5-6 people repackaged BILLIONS in bad debt and resold it all over the WORLD to hundreds of thousands of people? [And at the same time, I have to keep in check my abject hatred for these people, because--at least theoretically--they are humans and have parents and kids, etc.]

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 7:20 am 1

On UFOs Caught On Video Over Brooklyn and San Francisco

i would not have been the least surprised--in the 'this ain't no chinese lantern' scenario--if the kids from scooby-do had wandered into the frame.

Posted on December 16, 2012 at 6:24 am 0

On David Rakoff, 1964 - 2012

+1. :-(

Posted on August 10, 2012 at 11:11 am 0

On I Have Thoughts About Commenting Systems!

LOL "How you going to get a heart transplant when you never had one?"

also: no facebook +1,000; no loss of commenter numbers +1; nostalgia for current commenting with avatars +1.

Posted on May 3, 2012 at 7:47 pm 1

On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

this is like that dream one has where everybody one has ever met in one's life is there, context-free, but just as beloved. also: i think you're missing a slot for passive-aggressive Canadian commenter always referring to "up here".

Posted on April 20, 2012 at 1:03 pm 2

On How Not to Kiss in Paris

You know, I live in Montreal and we do the bizous thing to a lesser extent. So I will spill the haricots verts: it's not codified, it's not complex, people just do it because they're tired and hung-over and it's endearing--depending on whom you are kissing, I guess.

Posted on April 19, 2012 at 4:17 pm 0

On Spanish Jambalaya Casserole

@John Ore Beef straw really really sounds like a euphemism.

Posted on April 13, 2012 at 2:50 pm 0

On My Conversation With A Wells Fargo Fraud Specialist

for me this is hilariously funny because i do in real life find myself telling retail folks and others way too much superfluous information, and they're all like, "You don't get out much, do you?"

Posted on April 13, 2012 at 2:49 pm 1

On Spanish Jambalaya Casserole

@John Ore: This looks kind of awesome! But the beer in the Mason jar: are you not afraid of putting a tooth out, dude?

Posted on March 23, 2012 at 10:32 am 0

On Our Week With Marilyn

Okay, I read the review, and I want to ask: is it possible this woman [she seems lovely BTW] is just serving some plain straight up realness, and we are all too cynical and smart to just FUCK*NG TAKE IT AT FACE VALUE?

Posted on March 12, 2012 at 2:01 pm 0