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On Where are the Wild Things At? Magical Story About Magical Movie-Making Totally Picks Narrative

Spell fail - eighth

Posted on September 2, 2009 at 3:24 pm 0

On Where are the Wild Things At? Magical Story About Magical Movie-Making Totally Picks Narrative

You and me both. The previews had me in tears. But I am a big blubbering mess for this story. Moral: Don't read "Where The Wild Things Are" four hours into an eight of shrooms. That shit sticks with you.

Posted on September 2, 2009 at 3:22 pm 0

On If You See Something, Be A Douche: The Joey Lepore George Washington Bridge Napping Security Guard Story

They could make the guards do crystal meth the whole time they were on duty and they would have as much chance of stopping a terrorist attack as someone trying to not get shot by putting on a bulletproof vest while a hailstorm of bullets was headed towards their torso.

Posted on September 2, 2009 at 10:46 am 0

On Safety Feature Inspires Disgust

Yet another way to circumvent "survival of the fittest".

Posted on August 31, 2009 at 11:08 am 0

On Your Connecticut Neighbors: Enough Is Enough LLC

...Silent majority heard once again?

As if this culture of ignorance wasn't bad enough, must they all resort to moronic catch phrases and talking points with no substance?

All that is missing from this picture is a shotgun and a set of truck nuts.

Posted on July 22, 2009 at 12:05 pm 0

On My Brush With Death, Or I Am Not As Cool As I Think

Just stop leaving the house.

Posted on July 22, 2009 at 11:15 am 0

On Yay, Birthers! (Or Wait: Is This the Beginning of the End?)

Extraordinary times?

Half the country is not just illiterate, they have money and guns as well. A horrible combination.

The other half is educated, doesn't own any guns and are currently occupied with trying to enjoy their lives and make enough money to survive and not be afraid of everything different.

Posted on July 22, 2009 at 10:50 am 0

On Dead Michael Jackson News Coverage: Counterpoint

As much as I hate to admit it, Pete King is right. The "public outpouring" to this point has not warranted this kind of coverage.

It isn't like there are candlelight vigils every night for MJ and furthermore it seems like most of the outpouring of grief is happening overseas.

Posted on July 7, 2009 at 8:38 am 0

On Ego Te Absolvo

Thank you. I needed that.

Posted on July 7, 2009 at 8:14 am 0