On Poultry Specialists Urge Calm In Giant Egg Crisis
Does it have large talons?
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On Tie-Wearing Cat Makes Good Point
I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR PRESENTATION. IS IT A BIRD, OR JUST A FEATHER ON A STRING? http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/DBH/
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On Kinda Hot Crazy Dude In Charge of Chicago Now
I thought it was Gotham City.
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On Does the CIA Have Any Idea What's Going On?
The CIA? Incompetent? NOOOOO! You are offending the superpatriotism of right-wingers, disillusioning the conspiracy-obsessed leftists, and destroying the premises of a million screenplays currently in development!
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On "Mansplaining" Critique Really Upsets Men, Who Are Usually Too Busy Feigning Concern For the Subjects of Women's Memoirs
MEN REGULARLY MANSPLAIN TO OTHER MEN
This is also known as "the internet".
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On Hakkasan is Coming to New York! Here's What to Expect
Because she just drove to the restaurant? On the streets of Miami?
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On Hakkasan is Coming to New York! Here's What to Expect
It was like the angriest dance club in the world, where everyone had taken a designer drug to make himself as angry as he could be.
I'm pretty sure I went to that dance club. It was on the west side of Manhattan, and the drug was good old cocaine. The flair bartender I ordered a G&T from was so coked up, he appeared to be on the verge of throwing his cocktail shaker at my head.
However, I have no doubt that the restaurant was as described! Because Miami is basically a giant seething jacuzzi of undirected rage.
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On Rihanna, "S&M"
Meh. Depeche Mode made the definitive pop statement on S&M 23 years ago: http://vodpod.com/watch/1305056-depeche-mode-strange-love Just try to see past the Astley-esque dance moves.
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On Some Ways That the Egyptian Revolution Could Still Die
I think we all need to take a deep breath and repeat to ourselves, "This is not about us." It's their government, their revolution, their country.
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On Cats Can't Help Being Killing Machines
"...and watch and laugh as you bleed trying to clean it up." deepomega, your cat is trying to kill you.