On The Miata Is 25

There are at least three different Miatas in Hawaii with vanity plates that are a version of "no homo." See: http://www.miataclubofhawaii.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2596&highlight=homo&page=16

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On ADHD Gets Meta

Still? This was a thing in the 90's...

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On The Similarity Between Douching And Dial-Up Explained

also, too: your mom still uses it.

Posted on November 21, 2011 at 2:17 pm 1

On My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever

Having spent the entirety of my teenage life in the 1990's I think I'm from a generation that's young enough that we can only really connect with other people via online communication but old enough to have a deeply held belief online dating is unacceptably creepy.

Also, OK Cupid's "profile" system has suggested (on numerous occasions, mind you) that I'm not a good match for online dating and/or substantive human contact.

Posted on September 14, 2011 at 2:49 pm 0

On Too Soon, Angry Birds Rio


Posted on August 23, 2011 at 4:16 pm 0

On The Real Times Square Video Hijack

How is it a hijack if he actually rented time on the screen?

Posted on March 23, 2011 at 1:30 pm 0

On My Life Without A Cell Phone: An Amazing Tale Of Survival

Don't get me started on those assholes who own a personal computer and have their own connection to this "internet" thing!!!1!

Also: I love the transition from asking to borrow someone's phone to riff on self reliance. A+ trolling. Bavo.

Posted on March 22, 2011 at 1:04 pm 2

On The Lowest Rated Movies in the Netflix Categories I'm Least Likely to Watch

One time Netflix suggested that I stream "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" because I supposedly liked "witty comedies." I assume it was just a typo. http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7x7kvAVpG1qdsh87o1_400.jpg

Posted on February 24, 2011 at 5:15 pm 0

On Email is Over

I blame the shitty fucking email client and notification system on the iphone. Also, all those fucking shitheads with iphones.

Posted on February 18, 2011 at 2:11 pm 1

On Marijuana Will Make Your Dick Stop Working

beats whisky dick.

Posted on February 11, 2011 at 1:30 pm 0