On The Similarity Between Douching And Dial-Up Explained
also, too: your mom still uses it.
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On My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever
Having spent the entirety of my teenage life in the 1990's I think I'm from a generation that's young enough that we can only really connect with other people via online communication but old enough to have a deeply held belief online dating is unacceptably creepy.
Also, OK Cupid's "profile" system has suggested (on numerous occasions, mind you) that I'm not a good match for online dating and/or substantive human contact.
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On Too Soon, Angry Birds Rio
http://internethistory.tumblr.com/post/6790073145
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On The Real Times Square Video Hijack
How is it a hijack if he actually rented time on the screen?
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On My Life Without A Cell Phone: An Amazing Tale Of Survival
Don't get me started on those assholes who own a personal computer and have their own connection to this "internet" thing!!!1!
Also: I love the transition from asking to borrow someone's phone to riff on self reliance. A+ trolling. Bavo.
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On The Lowest Rated Movies in the Netflix Categories I'm Least Likely to Watch
One time Netflix suggested that I stream "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" because I supposedly liked "witty comedies." I assume it was just a typo. http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7x7kvAVpG1qdsh87o1_400.jpg
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On Email is Over
I blame the shitty fucking email client and notification system on the iphone. Also, all those fucking shitheads with iphones.
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On Marijuana Will Make Your Dick Stop Working
beats whisky dick.
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On Why Did Web Gross-Out Culture Die?
here is what happened: our moms' got facebook accounts.
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On ADHD Gets Meta
Still? This was a thing in the 90's...