On Who Will Watch The Nazi Cats?
I nominate Art Spiegelman.
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On The Dos And Don'ts Of Time Travel
But if there isn't a multiverse, organized time travellers would beat Jim's time slackers into paste-- probably before they even first travel time. He's right about Yet being a special concept, though. But then, I'm kinda biased.
That having been said, the best time slackers were Bill & Ted. My co-author on CONTINUUM once pointed out that George Carlin's character, Rufus, never reveals his name. The elder Bill & Ted just show up and say to junior Bill & Ted, "Hey, dudes, this is Rufus!" Rufus just stands there in classic understated cool.
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On The Saddest Story I Know
I can travel time, so things are pretty swell for me!
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On Tongue Long
This is why the hell not: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/05302005/
Humans have to catch up with webcomic characters, already.
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On Birds Am Learn Grammar
Ah, Dave? It's called "Twitter" for a reason.
If you people would take those plugs out your ears for half a minute and listen to some birdsong, you would all know this by now.
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On Ohio On Lockdown As Animals Roam Free
THE ARMY OF THE 12 MONKEYS DID IT
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On Three Rotten Classic Books I Never Want to See Again
Gatsby: What you said.
C&P: tl;dr - And by that I mean your comment. The book was clearly marked PUNISHMENT.
Hobbit: Even Tolkien hated his own style there in later life. Still, you equate the job "burglar" with the job "killer"? Where do you live so I can avoid there.
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On Joe Lieberman, Worst Person Ever, Pimps Book in NYC Tonight
This is why I'll always be proud for voting for Winona LaDuke for Vice-President of the United States.
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On Who's Going to Die of Hurricanes This Weekend? Maybe You!
Carnegie Hill heah. I am terribly afraid your threats are mere fluffy clouds to we Galtians who do not dwell in or upon these "low"-lying areahs.
Ahh-huf-huf-huf-fuffle.
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On Black People Incoming! Miami Beach on Max Lockdown!
@FuriousNewYork That has been known to happen.