On These Robots Are Going To Kill Us All

This is why the Founding Fathers threw addictive things into Boston Harbor, BOSTON.

Posted on March 1, 2013 at 1:32 pm 1

On What's Up With That Creepy Old Pope Quitting, Anyway?

@Yamara Aaand... now I'm confuseticated by my double postery.

Posted on February 12, 2013 at 3:22 pm 0

On Farewell To Our Beloved Nazi Pope

No pope, radio.

Posted on February 11, 2013 at 12:05 pm 0

On Horse That British People Eat Might Be Less Appealing Kind Of Horse

Ha! Ha! Wait 'til they find out what we have replaced their pork with!

Posted on February 11, 2013 at 9:51 am 0

On Is It Finally The Beginning Of The End For Facebook?

Is It Finally The Beginning Of The End For Facebook?

Sure. Why the hell not?

Posted on January 14, 2013 at 2:25 pm 0

On Will This Flu Epidemic Kill You? Maybe, But You Could Also Get A Flu Shot!

Even if you "don't care about getting the flu," because you're unemployed or insane or look forward to a real-life version of The Stand, please get a flu shot so that you're not infecting everybody else.

...Buuut those are all great reasons to not get a shot.

"I'm insane and unemployed! I give you deathflu!"
"I was sane and employed, but now I die..."
"Now, with my NEW JOB, I can DESTROY THE WORLD!!"
"You can't really do that from the stock room at Staples."

Posted on January 10, 2013 at 2:08 pm 0

On Songs Safe So Long As You Stay Awake

My Goddess, you're right. I remember almost falling asleep at the wheel when "Tiny Dancer" came on the radio and woke me up.


Posted on January 8, 2013 at 12:19 pm 1

On Happy 12/12/12

Just wanted to pop in and say


Posted on December 12, 2012 at 11:46 pm 0

On Weather Wizard Points Icy Finger At Region And Casts Spell

"Weather Wizard", indeed. We all know this is the work of the Snow Miser!!

Posted on November 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm 0

On A Handy Test for Reddit Users: Are You on the Internet Right Now?

In Soviet Russia, Internet is on YOU.

Posted on October 11, 2012 at 5:00 pm 1