On Chocolate Chip: Aren't You Tired of Being the White Man's Bitch?
Perhaps she's just not pleased with Obama.
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On On Discovering That the Kids Have Drunk Nearly All the Scotch
I'm not going to replace half a bottle of Old Crow with a full bottle of Jim Beam. I'm not an idiot.
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On Virginia Goats Just Chilling On Billboard
Imagining the Taiwanese animated version of this clip. Perhaps a throbbing halo around the goats?
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On Roger Ebert Does a "Pea-Brained Kind of Fan Gibberish," Says Loon
I once sat next to Armond during a screening at the old MoMA, dude sighed and fidgeted in his seat the whole time. I think the two old UES biddies sitting on the other side were scared of him.
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On Bros Fireworking Bros: The 4th of July Butt Fireworks Video Guide
I'm fascinated by the M90 video, how did that rocket get stuck in the bro's jeans like that? You'd think the rocket would have bounced off his crotch but somehow it sticks. Where did it go?
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On Fanastic Italian Hoaxter Confesses
This guy must have eaten the blue mozzarella.
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On The Drake And Hanson Riot At South Street Seaport
Light a candle for the poor German tourists who were trapped in the middle of that unfortunate mess.
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On Orly Taitz, Really Angry Birther Wingnut, Explains Barack Obama's Fake Birth Certificate and His "Brownshirts in the Media"
I like this one better:
http://tinypic.com/r/282ds8o/3
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On Ohio Rodents Emerging From Commodes
Rats must be visiting from St. Paul.