On Knifecrime Island Glassing Victim Speaks Out
That may have not been the kind of comment you were looking for.
Shit.
Posted on February 8, 2010 at 3:26 pm
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On Knifecrime Island Glassing Victim Speaks Out
SORRY LOVE NO TIME FOR THE OLD IN/OUT
I'M HERE FOR THE MARMALADE
... actually what's the verbal description of getting hit over the head with a fleshlight? Because after that happened to me I also felt of 4 inch flap of skin come loose in my hand.
Posted on February 8, 2010 at 3:23 pm
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On Dear Keith Gessen: "What is This Intellectual Mumbo-Jumbo??"
What's wrong with little brown dog food?!
Posted on October 13, 2009 at 7:25 pm
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On Skank Boot Evokes Rage
To paraphrase every old dirty man I have ever worked with: Thigh-high boot muffin tops don't have a face.
amirite?
Posted on October 13, 2009 at 5:46 pm
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On My Brush With Death, Or I Am Not As Cool As I Think
Leave the laptop...
Take the cannolis.
Posted on July 22, 2009 at 11:03 pm
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On Andy Dick Stars In "It"
I'm gonna pretend this is validation for all the Andy Dick jokes I've been making all morning.
Thanks, Awl!
Posted on June 23, 2009 at 11:33 am
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On Ed McMahon Dies
So that coffee I spilled on myself was for a good reason?
Score.
Posted on June 23, 2009 at 9:19 am
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On San Francisco Helps Haiti
Finally, someone figured out how to export smug.