On I Heart New York
I like incomplete drawings, my mind fills in the blanks.
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On Skank Boot Evokes Rage
Whenever I see women dressed in something as sultry as thigh-high vinyl spiked boots I always give them the friendly "wanna fuck?" look. It sort of momentarily takes me back to those Greatful Dead parking lot days when I'd be walking around and nod at some stranger as if to say, "Hey, you look cool, wanna go share this nitrous balloon with me?" I don't think it's entirely wrong to send these primitive signals to women; if they dress this provocatively they are sending a clear signal, and they shouldn't be surprised either if men touch them or follow them up the street.
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On Skank Boot Evokes Rage
Jesus has a hard-on for skank boots. He's finally going to trade in his diaper cloth and sandals this year for a G-string and a pair of thigh-high vinyl boots.
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On Make Weekend Go Now
You people are a bunch of fat fucks. Seriously! Get help for your Internet addictions now. A job would be a good start, but I doubt any of you can pull yourselves away from your virtual worlds for any longer than it takes to take a piss.
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On The End of the 00s: So Lax, by Katie Bakes
I didn't know Duke students were "privileged." Harvard students seem privileged, yes. But I wouldn't consider Duke students as being part of the priviliged class. Only somebody who has dirt floors and a zinc roof would think Duke students are "privileged." That just seems like a very odd thing to say.