On The Doody Tag Was Invented For Days Like This
Is this the part where we all make crappy puns? Because that C. diff thing seems like a really shitty thing to catch.
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On Also the Whole "Watergate Thing" Would Have Been a Nice Series of Tweets
Or if, for example, someone is committing securities fraud and being a paid shill for companies by lying in 'independent' research reports.
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On My Doomed Attempt To Make Jjajangmyeon At Home
For NYC Readers:
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Excellent Jjanjangmyeon, and it's open 24hrs, which makes it the perfect late night drunk or stoned food stop.
You're welcome.
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On 'Time' Magazine Now 23 Cents an Issue
Unless the Korean lady at the deli next to my office is gonna accept 11 issues of Time as payment for a bacon egg and cheese sandwich, I'm gonna have to pass on this offer.
Otherwise I would've totally jumped on the opportunity to save 22 cents on breakfast.
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On "The police arrived at Dotcom Mansion in Auckland on Friday morning in two helicopters."
Oh, so I guess the war on sharing MP3s and hilarious cat videos is the new war on drugs.
AWESOME.
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On The Thing About Cats And Dogs
@Clarence Rosario Yeah, except for those assholes who never clean up after their two year old after he leaves a bit pile of shit on the sidewalk outside the bagel store each morning.
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On Sister Defrosted
I don't understand, aren't fraternal twins born in separate pregnancies just called 'siblings', or did we suddenly just go all in on the human cloning thing and no one told me?
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On The Livestream Ended: How I Got Off My Computer And Onto The Street At Occupy Oakland
"a winking cynicism about how the world works disguise their resignation and passivity."
I think this just might be the ananlogy I'd been seeking for so many things.
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On New Yorkers Neurotic
I have an irrational hatred of navel-gazing hack journalism about the imaginary problems of boring rich people. For example, I can't even glance at Thursday Styles without wanting to decapitate a few one-percenters on my lunch break. Does that count?
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On Good News For The Chicken-Curious
So this guy charges $250+ for a six month rental, whereas literally 30 seconds of googling shows that a chicken costs something like $5 from most farmers. Plus if it's too much trouble you can always eat it.
I gotta get in on this racket and start renting chickens in Brooklyn.