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On Job Open

You didn't mention who you have to blow to get the job.

Posted on June 5, 2013 at 1:10 pm 1

On Legendary Queen Doxed

But did he have a teddy bear?

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 3:55 pm 0

On Younger People Eat Differently

Facebook? Get outta here, Grandad.

Posted on May 30, 2013 at 1:17 pm 0

On Man Thinks About Sex When He Looks At People

Lord, I must have had imaginary sex with at least three girls on the bus this morning.

Posted on May 30, 2013 at 10:42 am 2

On Our Most Honored Magicians And Healers Announce Invention Of "Hand-Washing" In Hospitals

They're washing their hands in water? Like, from the toilet?

Posted on May 29, 2013 at 12:53 pm 2

On Just In Time For The Death Of The Album Cover

I'll be impressed when they do that with 'Closer'

Posted on May 29, 2013 at 12:50 pm 0

On Ditz, Lightweight, Mooncalf, Naïf: The Second-Class Status Of Stevie Nicks

Forgive me for lumping a certain type of gypsy-mystic female rock star together, but Kate Bush>>>>>Stevie Nicks

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 1:09 pm 0

On Any Way You Figure It, Aerosmith Is Old

I assume this isn't Roy Orbison's 'Cryin' because that's the only one I know.

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 1:06 pm 0

On Ditz, Lightweight, Mooncalf, Naïf: The Second-Class Status Of Stevie Nicks

I like her plenty but you only have to listen to 'Tusk' to hear why Buckingham is considered a genius while Stevie was happy doing the same old, same old.

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 3:04 pm 1

On Woe, Woe, Your TumblrCities Lies In Dust

I'm sure Yahoo's share price will take a Slowdive after this.

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 11:39 am 0