Bot Catalog
We’re both busy and time is important so here is a breakdown. You might very well be a person who has forgotten what you are supposed to be doing. Living with THE FEAR that your bones could shatter like glass at any moment. You woke up on a Saturday and came to the sudden realization that you were all alone. Warming up to the concept of Time. We live in our own Time cages. Where does all the time go? Your life used to be different. It had a different texture, a different shape. Now it’s something else. Looking back, I realize that it wasn’t the tree houses that made me happy. READ MORE
What It Feels Like to be Kanye West is What It Feels Like to be American
So how do you feel if you're Kanye West (or at least "Kanye West," Twitter personality)? Well, you know you're amazing and no one feels worse about it than you. You're a superstar and no one could possibly be more alone. Acknowledging this, your heart swells like you're becoming a better person while all the time you remain convinced that you were already awesome anyway. Self-pity mixed with delusions of grandeur—the identifying marks of a very particular type of asshole who feels like he should be congratulated simply for meaning well. READ MORE
You Won't Be the Same Person When You Wake Up Next Year
I had this little kid fear well past being a little kid that I'd wake up a different person then the one I went to sleep as. As in, the thoughts I was having before going to bed would be forgotten by morning and the impostor waking up would have ones that were subtly, unmistakeably different in content and tone. What's he going to be like, I'd wonder. Will he be smarter? Happier? Is he going to like turkey sandwiches better? Is he going to miss me? READ MORE
