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TimChuma

TimChuma

Photographer from Melbourne, Australia

On Why Can't We All Acknowledge Baz Luhrmann's Genius?

I involuntarily yelled out "OH FUCK OFF!" upon seeing the trailer for the Great Gatsby on the big screen when his Baz Luhrmann's name came up. The last time I did that was in the Legend of the Fist - Return of Shen Zhen when the hero was outrunning machine guns and killing the Keiser's soldiers.

Posted on May 9, 2013 at 8:52 am 0

On A Year Without Internet

If you come back before the year is up you have to pay everyone you know $1000. I know people who still do not use the internet.

Posted on May 8, 2013 at 3:33 am 0

On Did You Eat The Bones?

Finally found the "quick, drink this bucket of lard!" clip I was looking for http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip-x18Aj1T0

People can eat what they want, but it sticks in my craw when other people get all preachy about what I should eat when it is not even a health issue.

Also I wish they would stop with the meat jokes with Kari Byron on Mythbusters, it got old seasons ago.

You can make vegans/vegetarians sick if you try and "sneak" meat into their diet, digestive system can't handle it and they get the runs.

Posted on May 6, 2013 at 7:28 am 0

On William Gibson On Burroughs, Sterling, Dick, Libraries, The Uncanny, The Web

No word on what he thinks of Keanu Reeves portrayal of Johnny Mnemonic and the Wachowski's body of work?

Posted on April 25, 2013 at 10:09 am 0

On What Happens After You Meet The Devil? The Life Of Mary MacLane

I saw a play about her called "The Story of Mary McLane by Herself", potatoes rolled off the stage into the audience.

Posted on March 26, 2013 at 3:25 pm 1

On Kelly Brook, Our Lady Of The Selfies

I can't believe I read the whole thing.

But seriously, I don't know who half these people are. I hear naught but the braying of an ass when I do try and find out via the standard media.

Posted on March 26, 2013 at 1:49 pm 1

On Let's Clone Everything Right Now So We Will Never Die

If you eat your own cloned liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti does it still count as cannibalism?

Posted on March 19, 2013 at 3:49 am 0

On The Before And After Of "Monty Python's Flying Circus"

No mention of the Goodies? John Cleese toured with members of them with the college revue (there is a famous photo of him being punched out on Bondi beach.) John Cleese also famously appeared on the Goodies to say one line "kids program!" before disappearing in a puff of smoke.

Posted on March 3, 2013 at 9:12 pm 0

On The 10 Best Music Videos Of 2012 That Are Not Gangnam Style

Following two videos choreographed by the same person.

Clairy Browne and the Bangin' Rackettes - Love Letter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irNtyaNHq5A

Saskwatch - Your Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-TkClT4dC0

"I Got Burned" The Bamboos feat. Tim Rogers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZEN_l4j6mY

Stella Angelico - Mister
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9xqAYW0en8

Graveyard Train - The Sermon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YkZ1ZVcoMk

The Toot Toot Toots - Gomorrah Fields
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH5frj4yBt0
Dance routine by The Gay$ian Sen$ation; Bitch Cassidy

Brothers Grimm - On the Meter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVZUO3pHKlQ

Gay Paris - Black Tooth Supper Club
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5HJp5gHTrg

The Snowdroppers - White Dress (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWLMQpLoHzU

Posted on December 17, 2012 at 7:06 pm 0

On The NASA Scientist Who Answers Your 2012 Apocalypse Emails

So the Mayans could predict the exact date of the end of the world, but couldn't predict the arrival of Cortez? Yeah...right. December 21 is a week before Christmas, the apocalypse can piss off and come back when I am not so busy.

Posted on September 4, 2012 at 5:31 pm 2