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On Ask Polly: I Want to Get Laid But I'm Afraid of Oppressing Women

@Mr. B I got over it pretty quickly. I don't know about you, but for me, meeting people any other way is pretty damn near impossible for many reasons (not just the ones we're talking about here). So if the choice is online dating or be celibate, it's not a hard choice.

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 5:20 pm 0

On Ask Polly: I Want to Get Laid But I'm Afraid of Oppressing Women

@lemmycaution somehow I missed this before making my comment below. Obviously I agree - I think online dating would definitely help here.

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 3:34 pm 1

On Ask Polly: I Want to Get Laid But I'm Afraid of Oppressing Women

I suffer from the same paralyzing over-analysis, and the thing that really helped me was online dating. It sounds simplistic, but it really does eliminate a lot of the ambiguity about whether or not the people you're meeting and flirting with are looking to date (or at the very least, fuck) you.

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 3:28 pm 1

On Six Essential Hobby Lobby Products (And Where To Buy Them Now)

The zero candle is for the fetus you will be gestating because your employer doesn't cover birth control.

Posted on July 1, 2014 at 12:22 pm 3

On The Olds Don't Know Where Facebook Is

And then they wonder why we don't take them seriously.

Posted on August 6, 2013 at 10:50 am 0

On Everyone Secretly Hates "Snow Fall"

Wait, so Snow Fall is the reason why so many sites are now publishing stories in that massively wide, animation-heavy format that scrolls at the speed of molasses that I hate with a blinding fury? At least I know who to blame now, so I guess that's something.

Posted on May 22, 2013 at 11:51 am 5

On Apartment Long

By far, the person I've known who has owned the most clothing was a dude. He had several overflowing, regular closets, and on top of that, he had repurposed an entire bedroom in his house as a closet, which was also completely full.

The most confusing thing about it was that he was just a regular dude, not some rich or important person who was going out all the time.

Posted on April 23, 2013 at 1:02 pm 0

On How Is Gmail's New Interface Going To Screw Up Your Life?

If you're like me and you can't deal with change, like, at all, there was actually still a button to switch back "temporarily" to the old way (which I clicked, obviously).

Posted on March 29, 2013 at 12:47 pm 0

On Mankind's Dream Of Trophy Apartment Finally Achieved

@dinosaur_senior Oh god, I think you're right. I don't know which is worse, that it actually appears to be a repurposed tractor tire (shades of When Harry Met Sally wagon-wheel coffee table), or that it looks like a giant macrame bracelet.

Posted on March 18, 2013 at 3:23 pm 0

On Mankind's Dream Of Trophy Apartment Finally Achieved

"There is taste everywhere you look" - INDEED.

Also, does it come with the macrame-looking coffee table? Because that is some taste right there.

Posted on March 18, 2013 at 1:10 pm 1