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On The Olds Don't Know Where Facebook Is

And then they wonder why we don't take them seriously.

Posted on August 6, 2013 at 10:50 am 0

On Everyone Secretly Hates "Snow Fall"

Wait, so Snow Fall is the reason why so many sites are now publishing stories in that massively wide, animation-heavy format that scrolls at the speed of molasses that I hate with a blinding fury? At least I know who to blame now, so I guess that's something.

Posted on May 22, 2013 at 11:51 am 5

On Apartment Long

By far, the person I've known who has owned the most clothing was a dude. He had several overflowing, regular closets, and on top of that, he had repurposed an entire bedroom in his house as a closet, which was also completely full.

The most confusing thing about it was that he was just a regular dude, not some rich or important person who was going out all the time.

Posted on April 23, 2013 at 1:02 pm 0

On How Is Gmail's New Interface Going To Screw Up Your Life?

If you're like me and you can't deal with change, like, at all, there was actually still a button to switch back "temporarily" to the old way (which I clicked, obviously).

Posted on March 29, 2013 at 12:47 pm 0

On Mankind's Dream Of Trophy Apartment Finally Achieved

@dinosaur_senior Oh god, I think you're right. I don't know which is worse, that it actually appears to be a repurposed tractor tire (shades of When Harry Met Sally wagon-wheel coffee table), or that it looks like a giant macrame bracelet.

Posted on March 18, 2013 at 3:23 pm 0

On Mankind's Dream Of Trophy Apartment Finally Achieved

"There is taste everywhere you look" - INDEED.

Also, does it come with the macrame-looking coffee table? Because that is some taste right there.

Posted on March 18, 2013 at 1:10 pm 1

On Girl Powder: A Cultural History Of Love's Baby Soft

I read through this whole thing waiting for the "also, it repels mosquitos!" punchline. Google reveals that was actually Avon's Skin-So-Soft. My adolescence is just becoming a giant blur.

Posted on March 5, 2013 at 1:20 pm 0

On Are You Dumber Than A Toaster?

Kind of annoyed my mother is now writing for the Guardian and didn't even tell me.

Posted on February 27, 2013 at 12:56 pm 0

On Dunkin' Donuts Finally Bringing Its Glamor To Southern California Strip Malls

@NeenerNeener So there is this show on NGC or the Discovery Channel (or something like that, I forget which) about tuna fishing, and it's narrated by the same guy who does Deadliest Catch, and in the opening credits narration, he calls it "Glow*-ster" (*rhymes with "Mao"), and it grates of my ears like I can't even tell you. It's just baffling - your entire show is about these guys, and you couldn't even bother to ask them how to pronounce the place where they live?

Posted on January 16, 2013 at 2:14 pm 0

On The Internet's Vigilante Shame Army

Seems pertinent to add this, which is happening right now:


Posted on December 19, 2012 at 4:47 pm 2