On What's Behind This Totally Nonexistent Epidemic Of Banker Suicides?

And how can we fix this epidemic of bankers not killing themselves enough?

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 1:45 pm 1

On The Know: How Do You Show People You're In It?

to discuss w/o the link demonstrates being "lazy" and "concise". Guilty.

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 1:19 pm 0

On Making The Grade

Fermented isn't spoiled! You wouldn't call beer spoiled barley or pickles spoiled cucumbers. Well, most of you wouldn't. Natto, well that's handwavey.

Posted on March 12, 2014 at 1:46 pm 0

On Lid Blown Off Shocking "White Girls" Story

Why must we persist in trivializing the real problems of this marginal, high-risk subgroup?

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 3:59 pm 0

On Is Sleeping Near Your Phone Killing You?

Yes, sleeping with your mobile by your bed may cause dizziness and headaches, even if turns out it was in airplane mode or out of power. The case absorbs lethal doses of woowootrons, which are then emitted during the night and preferentially bind to your judgement neurons, destroying them. In the terminal case you may end up on a reality show.

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 12:27 pm 1

On It's Friday, Drink Rye

Oooo, that seems like a lot of work to me.

I do Whistlepig when really splurging.

Posted on January 31, 2014 at 5:15 pm 0

On iPod iDead

They're still selling those ancient things? I remember entering Ugaritic chars with the tiny capacitive hammer and chisel.

Posted on January 28, 2014 at 12:57 pm 0

On Eleven Twelve Thirteen

It'll be 11/12/13 14:15:16 in a bit here.

Posted on November 12, 2013 at 3:30 pm 0

On Are You Using This Correct Word?

Whom is saying this?

Posted on October 23, 2013 at 2:27 pm 0

On Look Back At Evil

Unfortunately, at this point I can easily see the same thing going on with Obama, Biden, and Emanuel. But hey, more hate for the bonfire.

Posted on October 10, 2013 at 1:20 pm 0