On The Lotto Vote
Why not free Bud Lite and Wine Coolers? Must be consumed before voting.
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On Red State Gun Culture Kills Cops
So what laws do we need to pass to bring NYPD back into parity?
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On What Books Make You Cringe To Remember?
Great article - quite a wide range of responses (and in the comments as well).
My dirty secret was Alan Dean Foster. Loved his books as a kid - kept reading them till he died. At that point I knew they weren't great books, but they were still a fun fast read.
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On Is Lady Pretty? World Rushes To Debate
That is not hate-ably pretty. Kate Upton, sure - you can hear the teeth grind from across the room.
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On Things Chris Jones Wished Women Treated His Semen Like
Pearl necklace
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On Drinking Makes You Evil
Strange, I love everyone when drunk.
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On Don't Bring A Gun To A Bear Fight
Here's a tip - the bear's skull is so hard and thick that if you shoot it in the head, you may just stun it. The bullet flattens and ricochets off the bone. So it falls over, looks dead... but that's not going to last.
You know, just in case you were now thinking of shooting a bear tonight.
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On Why You Want To Jump Off A Bridge
No no. So wrong. I imagine what it would be like because it'd be FUN. Until you hit, of course. That's where basejumping comes in.
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On Is Hillary Clinton Going to Take Us to War with China?
Filipinos are craaaaaazy - most dangerous thing in the world is a Pinoy with a shotgun.
But otherwise they're stunningly polite - four at a four-way stop will wave each other on for minutes on end. Perhaps because they know someone might have a shotgun.