Last months Derek Jeter cover got ruined by tears.
In good news, tears are really great at getting the subscriber label off the cover without leaving residue.
I get all the evolutionary mad science I need from L Ron Hubbard, thank you Mr Breslow.
Can everyone in Britain please vote for Balk? Just scrawl it across the ballot...
omg...there goes my super important job of being cajoled into retouching friends photos before they go on facebook. What will I do?
There is this underlying thing in Britain that Jews don't play by the rules. Jews are seen as not following the rules of society, they bone teachers etc. Translates in Israel not playing by the rules.
But, whatever, they took it out now, clearly there is like one lonely heeb working for the Daily Mail.
Aww shit. I can see it is gonna be one of those weeks where Sebastian Bach keeps me company a little more than I'd like.
Oh man, I love the American Apparel ads. I probably wouldn't come here if I didn't get to check out some naked guys and girls. I wouldn't dare use adblocking, I'm to afraid I'll miss something really good. Like a new Butterfinger one (on that note, the anniversary of the Awl should totally run some throwback butterfingers or Paul Blart ads).
Can't enjoy this with American Apparel judging me from the side.
Oh, I didn't even notice the American Apparel ads were back. Awesome, I was a bit upset that they went away after the redesign. It makes reading the Awl so much more fun if you have someone on the side wearing not-very-much.
I was thinking, it totally shoulda been Natasha Lyonne. She is hot and badass.