On Ask Polly: My Life Is A Beige Pointless Hellscape!

I bet you would like improv comedy. Doing it, I mean, not watching it. Maybe watching it too? What I'm saying is you should take an improv class. It probably won't be a career but you can ham it up on stage like you want to even though you lack all the things you mentioned, probably.

Posted on December 4, 2013 at 4:21 pm 2

On Ten People Who Observe Birthdays on 9/11

I work in an office where people regularly tell me their birthdays for identification purposes. The other day I got a 9/11 birthday and just said "Oh! happy almost birthday!" but in my head it was spiteful because I didn't want to give them the satisfaction. I'm glad this confirms that you're all just waiting for it, you sickos.

Posted on September 7, 2011 at 2:50 pm 1

On Murdoch Hearing Suspended Due to Attack

@jfruh I just logged on for like the third time to announce that. I feel robbed somehow.

Posted on July 19, 2011 at 1:44 pm 0

On The Weird, Frictionless Politics Of 'Parks And Recreation'

Good thing I don't look to sitcoms for how politics should work then!

Posted on May 26, 2011 at 5:34 pm 1