On Drink Dispensers Balk At Crushing Burden Of Squeezing Lime
Your drink will be served cold and iceless if your bartender is your friend and that's what you want.
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On Drink Dispensers Balk At Crushing Burden Of Squeezing Lime
@djfreshie "But I like my drinks cold!"
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On Drink Dispensers Balk At Crushing Burden Of Squeezing Lime
Why are you guys still ordering drinks that allow bartenders to use buckets of ice, taking precious alcohol space away?
Guys: Neat. Neat drinks. Neat drinks everytime. You get your money's worth and you prove who your real bartender friends are. Stop it with the ice. You give them all the power.
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On Karaoke Slowsinging: When Is It Appropriate?
@ejcsanfran "The opposite of Karaoke singing isn't listening. The opposite of karaoke singing is leafing through the songbook." -Lan Freebowitz
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On Karaoke Slowsinging: When Is It Appropriate?
You can sing whatever the fuck you like at karaoke, because it is probably as selfish an activity there is, and anyone who thinks they're "entertaining" the other patrons with their upbeat hits don't have a damn clue. E'rybody jus waitin for their turn to sing B. Ad's Everything I do I do it for you and hope the A/R guy secretly making notes in the back about who to sign to their big dollar superstar record contract notices their dynamic nuance, improvised gestures, and ability to imitate at times all three of Bryan, Rod, and Sting, even though they sang a different song from a different movie together. Literally.
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On Shark Eats Fish
And that was the last time I ever fished, went swimming, or looked at water.
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On G-Spot Real, Real Small
@lbf What's stopping you? I think they sell those at Ikea
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On G-Spot Real, Real Small
@lbf
Haha, no only if you're a gentleman, clearly. Scientists are still trying to find those. Until then you are doing it exactly correct.
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On Drink Dispensers Balk At Crushing Burden Of Squeezing Lime
@Ham Snadwich - well, Makers is probably better served in ice anyhow. I do find ordering bourbon on rocks generally results in a huge glass full of both ice and booze. If you order the cheaper stuff like that or Jamesons, usually it's not getting measured out. If your barkeep is being cheap about the inexpensive booze, it's time to reconsider ever returning to that bar.