On G-Spot Real, Real Small
@lbf
Haha, no only if you're a gentleman, clearly. Scientists are still trying to find those. Until then you are doing it exactly correct.
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On The Unfunded Video Game About Shooting Light Waves Through The Galaxy
@ellagood donkeykongcountry.gif
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On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!
Pay: none. Benefits: none. Social rewards: none.
fuck. you tell me now?!
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On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!
@Nrbelex
sure
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On A Treasury of the World's Worst Online Dating Stories
@katherine
ONLY A THIRD???
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On The Members Of 'The Next Bob Dylan' Club
So basically, these are members of the big phony person plagiarist club? Shouldn't Ke$ha be on this list?
you're welcome, Joni
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On Band Disliked
@turd_sandwich No, never an iPod, never once, never for anyone.
Tambourine>Ipod.
Shaker>iPod.
One note played on a Bassoon>iPod.
A dude in Arrested Development that plays nothing and is the band's spiritual advisor>iPod.
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On Band Disliked
To be fair, it's pretty easy to hate any band that plays to a backing track pre-recorded to an iPod.
I don't know why, in this day and age when it's so so easy for anyone to create live, awesome drums on a myriad of different instruments/media/pots and pans, anyone with a second to spare for thoughts about music and what they like about music would choose to support for any reason a band where one of the key members is an iPod. An iPOD.
See also: John Maus.
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On G-Spot Real, Real Small
@lbf What's stopping you? I think they sell those at Ikea