On Are You Good Or Bad?
What if I'm a stock character? An extra in my own life? What then!?
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On "Ask a vertical-transportation-industry professional to recall an episode of an elevator in free fall...."
It's even more horrible than I expected.
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On Blackwater and the "Military Aged Males" of Iraq
@Niko Bellic Military Aged Monkeys typing aggressively towards the writer's block.
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On Higgs and the Certainty of Physicists
And the universe was without mass, and very hot; and weirdness was upon the face of the deep.
And the Higgs boson moved upon the face of the cooling particles.
And Higgs said, Let there be mass: and there was mass.
And Higgs felt the mass, that it was good...
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On North Dakota: The Rise of an American Petrostate
@Socialism Socks So how much diesel may I put in your drinking water today? As a percentage of course. Also, I reserve my right to add secret ingredients.
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On North Dakota: The Rise of an American Petrostate
RELEASE THE BAKKEN!
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On All Our Secret Prisons
That map is like Jack Bauer's travel itinerary.
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On Gender Stereotypes Confirmed
Just live alone, and soon most gender stereotypes become irrelevant if you want to get shit done.
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On Who's Afraid Of Lana Del Rey?
@mimithedog Is wool or yarn (Lana) a Mexican idiom for money? Because a literal translation into Spanish yields "the King's wool" or "the King's yarn," which I find much more entertaining.
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On The "War" Is "Over"
Never Mind the Baghdad, Here's the Waziristan.