On Ask Polly: My Life Is A Beige Pointless Hellscape!

This post is pretty much my life. I won't specify at what point I'm at in my "journey" other than to say everything up to that point in Polly's response has been dead-on.

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On Try Not To Get Too Worked Up


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On I Have Thoughts About Commenting Systems!

Posted on May 3, 2012 at 10:13 pm 0

On Naming Things Sucks

The Parent Crap

Posted on February 13, 2012 at 12:36 pm 1

On My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever: Party of One

Get out of my brain, Berkowitz!!!

Posted on November 15, 2011 at 1:09 pm 0

On There Are Actually Some Great Christmas Songs!

Tis The Season For Los Straitjackets.

Suits. Wrestling masks. Christmas.


Posted on December 13, 2010 at 1:16 pm 0

On S. Neil Fujita, 1921-2010

Loved the hell out of this guy. Anyone know where I can find prints or posters of his Brubeck and Mingus work? I can't find it anywhere.

Posted on October 27, 2010 at 10:04 pm 0

On How Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets Have (Not Yet) Changed My Life

I would buy scratch-offs if there was a chance I'd win dicks.

Posted on September 8, 2010 at 9:03 am 0

On Real America: Why Target Supports Tom Emmer

Can you tell me if the 50/50 bodega on 2nd ave. is pro gay rights? I'm need to get toilet paper soon; all I have left to use is last Sunday's Style Section.

Posted on July 23, 2010 at 10:23 am 0

On 10 Sequels I Will Watch Before 'Ghost Rider 2'

Antichristmas: this holiday season, the ornaments aren't the only balls that will be getting broken.

Posted on June 16, 2010 at 1:21 pm 0