I gather speed, from you fucking with me.

On Ken Hoinsky On Seduction, Women And Mistakes

@melis Thank you so much for this. Yours were the words I couldn't reach. These books are teaching the aggressors to gradually insinuate themselves into situations where a firm "no" is more uncomfortable for the woman saying it, and therefore less likely to happen.

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On What Famous People Smell Like

@lobstrosity NO.
Nonononononono. You take that back. Kevin Bacon smells like baby powder and listerine.
I spent every morning of frikkin eleventh grade getting ready for school while my VHS of "Footloose" played in the background, and would run up to a skidding stop in front of the tv at the part where he says, "JUMP back", and DAMMIT HE IS GOING TO SMELL LIKE BABY POWDER AND LISTERINE DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!

Posted on September 7, 2012 at 10:29 am 0

On Is Impossible Pie Impossible?

What? Noooooo, this looks like something my kids would absolutely love!

Posted on February 17, 2012 at 4:11 pm 1

On The Seasons, In Order, As Ranked During The Season In Which One Is Considering The Seasons


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On Gochujang: Korean Go-to, All-In-One Magic Chile Sauce

Wait....what? Because it's so good?

Posted on January 11, 2012 at 4:06 pm 0