I gather speed, from you fucking with me.
Nonononononono. You take that back. Kevin Bacon smells like baby powder and listerine.
I spent every morning of frikkin eleventh grade getting ready for school while my VHS of "Footloose" played in the background, and would run up to a skidding stop in front of the tv at the part where he says, "JUMP back", and DAMMIT HE IS GOING TO SMELL LIKE BABY POWDER AND LISTERINE DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!
What? Noooooo, this looks like something my kids would absolutely love!
Wait....what? Because it's so good?