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Moon-bat

Moon-bat

I gather speed, from you fucking with me.

On What Famous People Smell Like

@lobstrosity NO.
Nonononononono. You take that back. Kevin Bacon smells like baby powder and listerine.
I spent every morning of frikkin eleventh grade getting ready for school while my VHS of "Footloose" played in the background, and would run up to a skidding stop in front of the tv at the part where he says, "JUMP back", and DAMMIT HE IS GOING TO SMELL LIKE BABY POWDER AND LISTERINE DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!

Posted on September 7, 2012 at 10:29 am 0

On Is Impossible Pie Impossible?

@Brunhilde
What? Noooooo, this looks like something my kids would absolutely love!

Posted on February 17, 2012 at 4:11 pm 1

On The Seasons, In Order, As Ranked During The Season In Which One Is Considering The Seasons

@Flaneur
BASIL.

Posted on January 19, 2012 at 3:28 pm 0

On Gochujang: Korean Go-to, All-In-One Magic Chile Sauce

@IBentMyWookie
Wait....what? Because it's so good?

Posted on January 11, 2012 at 4:06 pm 0