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On Lobstah And Crafts! A Summertime Guide To Portland (The Real One, In Maine)

@Julie the T : It was renamed as the result of a coin toss. The two early leaders of The Only Portland That Matters (sorry Chee: you started it) involved were from Portland, Maine and Boston, Mass. So we could have been named 'Boston,' but we weren't. This, in a state that is home to Sparta, Sumpter, Salem, Springfield and (best of all) Kansas City, Oregon.

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 6:43 pm 1

On Larry David's Rough Night Out With The Aging Literary Lion

I often quote Lawrence Tierney's many thoughts on life and love from his role as Ryan O'Neal's father in 'Tough Guys Don't Dance,' Like "Never marry a rich girl; she'll turn you into a cocksucker," and "I coulda told him; never call an Italian woman 'small potatoes'."

Yeah, people never understand me when I do that.

Posted on December 1, 2011 at 6:11 pm 0

On Ralph Macchio is 50

Watch your smoke, Johnny.

Posted on November 4, 2011 at 6:50 pm 0

On 'Straw Dogs': 40 Years After The Original, It Still Sucks To Be A Man

O Banks1Dana, what sport we had with thee...

Posted on September 25, 2011 at 5:59 pm 0

On What Replaces Newspapers (Literally)

It's true. I rarely say things like this, but that development there is just begging to be smacked by a hurricane. It might as well be named Hubris, The Full Service Experience.

Posted on September 15, 2011 at 9:23 pm 0

On "We Are The World": When Michael Jackson Got Political

I personally would like to see an in-depth dissection of heavy metal's response to the crisis: "Stars," by Ronnie James Dio, among many, many others. I bet that fixed things.

Posted on September 13, 2011 at 8:22 pm 0

On I Love You Christopher Hitchens, You Irritating Bastard

@barnhouse
Well, allow me to politely agree with you, then.

Posted on July 22, 2011 at 12:41 am 0

On I Love You Christopher Hitchens, You Irritating Bastard

I'm reading 'Hitch-22' right now, and I'm liking it largely because he writes beautifully. Yeah, I said it: "beautifully." Now, am I surprised that he has assumed a number of positions over the years that I'm utterly at odds with ? Of course not.

And that Habermas quote was a bunch of academic sleepy-time speak; to have used it as an example of how to write about this subject *well* was a huge misstep.

Posted on July 21, 2011 at 2:12 pm 1

On I Enjoy Being A Lesbian

@mrmcd

Yes, when you and your film crew are not making a documentary about one of your lesbian sisters changing a lightbulb.

Posted on June 15, 2011 at 7:02 pm 0

On What Is Your Top Anxiety Dream?

@Brunhilde
Seattle: it'll drive the best of us into a tizzy.

Posted on June 3, 2011 at 8:22 pm 0