On Free To Be... Straight White Males
Maria, I'm working on summarizing this post to the tune of "Free to be You and Me," but I can't seem to get Marlo Thomas on the phone.
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On Free To Be... Straight White Males
@hman Someone named Ted did something douchey. He may or may not be black or white.
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On The Past Actually Is Past
@Gef the Talking Mongoose My even-better-selling book will set your book during the chic-er battles of the Civil War.
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On Lobstah And Crafts! A Summertime Guide To Portland (The Real One, In Maine)
@Bittersweet Best hangover cure EVAR.
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On Lobstah And Crafts! A Summertime Guide To Portland (The Real One, In Maine)
GO DRINK A GRASSHOPPER AT THE TOP OF THE GODDAMN EAST.
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On Lobstah And Crafts! A Summertime Guide To Portland (The Real One, In Maine)
SILLY'S.
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On Why Can't Nigel Spell?
@AM I remember it because anyone who spelled it wrong on our test on "A Separate Peace" in 9th grade automatically failed.
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On Women Unamusing
What happens when they shoot lighter fluid from their sleeves to the static strains of "The Final Countdown?"
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On "Prehistoric Facebook" Also Sucked
@Krugmanic Depressive I feel like "Being Dragged Around By Hair" should be in there somewhere.
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On Free To Be... Straight White Males
@C_Webb Oh jesus is she dead? Please don't let her be dead.