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On Human vs. Citi Bike: New York's Secret Struggle

The yelp of the dog is disconcerting.

Posted on June 3, 2014 at 12:39 pm 0

On What Does Your Whorephone Say About You?

@KarenUhOh He used to be a Sarah but now he's really more of a Genevieve, but only if she goes by "Genny" with a G.

Posted on May 27, 2014 at 1:38 pm 0

On Meet The Awl

@Clarence Rosario We need a team called the Flying Awls. Is anyone any good at anything other than this?

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 2:21 pm 0

On Meet The Awl

@djfreshie I thought your number was my number so I have to reply to you to remind myself who I am.

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 1:54 pm 1

On See You On The Ice Floe

@KarenUhOh "This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him."

Posted on January 24, 2014 at 12:26 pm 2

On See You On The Ice Floe

Apropos of nothing, I fucking love that movie. ("If I look like his mother and you look like his father, this must be what our kid would look like.")

Posted on January 24, 2014 at 12:13 pm 1

On Don't Read This If You Want To Retain Any Hope For The Future

Posted on January 22, 2014 at 12:57 pm 0

On "Bring Back Bloomberg"! Rich Horrorshows Freak Out Over Fake Snowstorm Class War In Pinhead Rag

What ever happened to grace under pressure? ("Look, Muffy. A snowstorm for us.")

Posted on January 22, 2014 at 10:09 am 1

On iPads For Dogs

@Clarence Rosario The real trend is teaching dogs to use Google Glass.

Posted on August 27, 2013 at 1:28 pm 0

On iPads For Dogs

@Gef the Talking Mongoose Lord I don't even remember my own references any more. I blame bourbon.

Posted on August 27, 2013 at 1:08 pm 0