@Clarence Rosario "... and count to 8 million."
You should know that my anticipation of this slideshow is so vast and joyous that I'm saving it as a treat for myself after I call my mother.
Sniff. Snarf. You're such an amazing editor, that I can't possibly imagine who will edit YOU. I hope they are as endlessly kind and funny and brilliant for you as you were for us.
BEST COMMENT EVER: "Susan A. Patton, your son is never going to get laid EVER AGAIN on this campus, mark my words! Because MODERN Princeton women don't take too kindly to the prospect of crazy, reactionary mothers-in-law. :D"
I liked the list of other sites you'd infected. It was like an STD registry.
@Clarence Rosario I spent the day under my desk regardless.
@Dave Bry "Yes. Have some."
It wasn't a good sign when he showed up on American Idol last season.
On Munch Ivy
I'm so happy.
@LondonLee See, I loved Gwyneth Paltrow when she was Anne Hathaway, but I hate Anne Hathaway now that she's Gwyneth Paltrow.