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On Meet The Awl

@Clarence Rosario We need a team called the Flying Awls. Is anyone any good at anything other than this?

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 2:21 pm 0

On Meet The Awl

@djfreshie I thought your number was my number so I have to reply to you to remind myself who I am.

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 1:54 pm 1

On See You On The Ice Floe

@KarenUhOh "This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him."

Posted on January 24, 2014 at 12:26 pm 2

On See You On The Ice Floe

Apropos of nothing, I fucking love that movie. ("If I look like his mother and you look like his father, this must be what our kid would look like.")

Posted on January 24, 2014 at 12:13 pm 1

On Don't Read This If You Want To Retain Any Hope For The Future

Posted on January 22, 2014 at 12:57 pm 0

On "Bring Back Bloomberg"! Rich Horrorshows Freak Out Over Fake Snowstorm Class War In Pinhead Rag

What ever happened to grace under pressure? ("Look, Muffy. A snowstorm for us.")

Posted on January 22, 2014 at 10:09 am 1

On iPads For Dogs

@Clarence Rosario The real trend is teaching dogs to use Google Glass.

Posted on August 27, 2013 at 1:28 pm 0

On iPads For Dogs

@Gef the Talking Mongoose Lord I don't even remember my own references any more. I blame bourbon.

Posted on August 27, 2013 at 1:08 pm 0

On House Ghosts

This was great. I have a thing for haunted houses. But I LOLed a little bit at this: “For instance. even if it looks ‘clean,’ criminal investigators can still use luminol to detect the presence of blood, and it would still show up." Because anyone who mentions Luminol has, like myself, been watching way too much SVU.

Posted on July 12, 2013 at 1:43 pm 0

On NYC High Schools Not Just For Sexting

@Graypeep While I'm all for more shared responsibility, since when do condoms require a prescription? I believe they are given out for free in these schools as well.

Posted on July 12, 2013 at 12:41 pm 0