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On Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever

@Clarence Rosario "... and count to 8 million."

Posted on April 19, 2013 at 11:10 am 6

On Three Gayest Sentences About A Gay Wedding Ever

You should know that my anticipation of this slideshow is so vast and joyous that I'm saving it as a treat for myself after I call my mother.

Posted on April 12, 2013 at 11:50 am 1

On In Praise Of Editors, Or In This Case, Editor

Sniff. Snarf. You're such an amazing editor, that I can't possibly imagine who will edit YOU. I hope they are as endlessly kind and funny and brilliant for you as you were for us.

Posted on March 29, 2013 at 1:18 pm 2

On Princeton, the Worst School on Earth (Part 38 in a Series)

BEST COMMENT EVER: "Susan A. Patton, your son is never going to get laid EVER AGAIN on this campus, mark my words! Because MODERN Princeton women don't take too kindly to the prospect of crazy, reactionary mothers-in-law. :D"

Posted on March 29, 2013 at 10:31 am 2

On Hi, What Have You Guys Been Up To?

I liked the list of other sites you'd infected. It was like an STD registry.

Posted on March 21, 2013 at 4:07 pm 3

On Hi, What Have You Guys Been Up To?

@Clarence Rosario I spent the day under my desk regardless.

Posted on March 21, 2013 at 4:02 pm 0

On If You're Going Out Drinking On St. Patrick's Day You Need To Watch This Video First

@Dave Bry "Yes. Have some."

Posted on March 15, 2013 at 1:31 pm 2

On Selling Out Never Seemed So Fashionable

It wasn't a good sign when he showed up on American Idol last season.

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 12:17 pm 0

On Munch Ivy

I'm so happy.

Posted on March 7, 2013 at 12:12 pm 0

On Why Is Woman So Disliked?

@LondonLee See, I loved Gwyneth Paltrow when she was Anne Hathaway, but I hate Anne Hathaway now that she's Gwyneth Paltrow.

Posted on February 28, 2013 at 3:40 pm 2