@Clarence Rosario The real trend is teaching dogs to use Google Glass.
@Gef the Talking Mongoose Lord I don't even remember my own references any more. I blame bourbon.
On House Ghosts
This was great. I have a thing for haunted houses. But I LOLed a little bit at this: “For instance. even if it looks ‘clean,’ criminal investigators can still use luminol to detect the presence of blood, and it would still show up." Because anyone who mentions Luminol has, like myself, been watching way too much SVU.
@Graypeep While I'm all for more shared responsibility, since when do condoms require a prescription? I believe they are given out for free in these schools as well.
CHEAP TRICK CONEY ISLAND. SURRENDER.
Our eyes will be drawn on our face with marker by twelve-year-olds?
On Woman Best
@tomme They were almost falling off the stage, like kids in an elementary school musical who don't have real parts but come out for the big numbers and the finale.
On Woman Best
I got kind of mad at her once when I thought she had way too many backup singers but I realized that was my problem not hers so I got over it and loved her again.
Waiting for the inevitable piece on "legacy loans," in which we debate the effects of/institutional responses to two or more generations of the same family being mired in student loan debt at the same time.