Wow, deep-seated hatred of Harry Shearer...well, if you can't express that kind of thing on The Awl, then why would The Awl need to exist?
Harry Shearer does a regular bit on Le Show where he mimics Gilbert Gottfried's Aflac duck, except he changes it to "AF-PAK", as in what the military calls the Afghanistan/Pakistan region. I e-mailed him, but he hasn't responded.
The GOP reminds me of a robot in a bad science fiction movie that has been decapitated or otherwise torn apart, and is spewing out invective from deep inside its core programming:
"Socialism!!!...Hitler!!!...zzzort...zzznt...Muslim Pinko Commie!!!...zzzrt...zzzzapp...On-Demand Abortion!!!....Rooooonnnnaaaallllddd....Reeeeeaaaaggggaaaannn!!!