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On The Astounding Wrongness of Bill Keller on Hate Crimes

@saythatscool Pretty sure bias crime is just a synonym for hate crime. http://bit.ly/HamzIr

Posted on April 2, 2012 at 1:19 pm 0

On America's Unchecked Gun Culture Killed Trayvon Martin

Though, as the shooter's attorney argued, he would likely have a case based on Wisconsin's old law as well.

True, but he would have likely had to convince a jury. The jury instructions imposed by the castle doctrine are among its most insidious aspects and a strong disincentive for DAs to prosecute. Here's what the state bar criminal section warned legislators last fall:

Assume a man kills his wife in cold blood in the family home without witnesses. I suggest that a man who is willing to kill his wife is not squeamish about committing perjury. If he takes the stand and claims that he mistakenly thought she was an intruder, under AB 69, the jury must be instructed that he is presumed to have reasonably believed that force was necessary to prevent imminent death or great bodily harm to himself. The jury, in effect, is prevented from considering if his act was unreasonable.

Posted on March 29, 2012 at 2:45 pm 3

On Why the Tea Party Hates Occupy Wall Street

Cool story, bro.

Posted on October 20, 2011 at 3:29 pm 0

On Absurd Taco Bell Dorito Taco Shell Is Corporate America's Most Abstract Commentary On The Absence Of Authenticity To Date

Puny half-measures. Wake me up for the Oreo taco shell.

Posted on October 3, 2011 at 1:52 pm 0

On Skies Darken

Alex Balk hates the proletariat so much he prays for the Dampening, literal and metaphorical. At least it'll wash off the mace!

Posted on September 29, 2011 at 4:43 pm 0

On But What About the Second-To-Last Meal?

Sharia law would ensure an eye for an eye. Just sayin'

Posted on September 23, 2011 at 11:46 am 1

On Amazon's Warehouse of Sadness and Horribleness

"Pepsi, Coke, Mountain Dew though tasty will not quench your thirst OR replenish your body."

A real Randian would charge for that advice.

Posted on September 20, 2011 at 1:21 pm 2

On Jon Stewart, Stop Hurting America!

@deepomega Scroll down to "The Braniac" subhed.

Posted on September 12, 2011 at 1:27 pm 0

On Anders Breivik, The American Tea Party, Norway and "Sharia Creep"

@HiredGoons And a growing number of the fascists try to couch themselves as anti-fascists. Echoing Glenn Beck, Breivik called the Labor Party youth camp a "violent Stoltenberg-Jugend."

Posted on July 26, 2011 at 3:59 pm 0

On Mouth Robot Used For Extremely Disappointing Purpose

I'd train it to sing sea shanties. Like, say...Haul Away Joe.

Posted on July 14, 2011 at 3:11 pm 1