I am made of meat.

On Four Twenty

It's always great to see Americans come together to celebrate Hitler's birthday.

Posted on April 18, 2014 at 5:38 pm 1

On Disbelief Registered

Vaping, mostly.

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 5:32 pm 1

On Mt. Gox Topples

Who would have thought that an unregulated market in an untracable, intangible good would go bad?!?!?!

Posted on February 28, 2014 at 1:19 pm 3

On The Great Crypto Stagecoach Robbery

'And finally, the lesson is not that we ought to seek out "regulation" to save us from the evils and incompetence of man.'

This is hilarious.

Posted on February 27, 2014 at 1:58 pm 1

On Shh, Nobody Move: The Republicans Are Sane Again!

"its", goddamit, "its" NOT FUCKING "it's"
God, do I have to everything myself around here?

Posted on February 24, 2014 at 1:35 pm 0

On New York Times: At Least 24 People Use Google Plus

I really like G+. It's like Facebook, but without my parents or anybody I went to highschool with.

Posted on February 19, 2014 at 4:05 pm 0

On Are Twitter, LinkedIn And Facebook Worth Anything?

Thank god Comcast is getting more power and money. That beloved, scrappy little start-up needs all the help it can get to compete!

Posted on February 13, 2014 at 1:21 pm 0

On I Deleted Secret

Whole lotta app-shaming going on here.

Posted on February 11, 2014 at 1:49 pm 1

On It's Friday, Drink Rye

@Smitros Their Double Rye made me a believer.

Posted on January 31, 2014 at 5:47 pm 1

On The Day The Polar Bear Learned About Snow

So, this is the future of the polar bear: alone, in captivity, squealing in panic and horror as it looks for its mother, finding only sani-gloved human hands instead.

Posted on January 30, 2014 at 1:09 pm 0