I am made of meat.
@deepomega They show news on TV now? I thought it was just endless clips of Nancy Grace rage vomiting.
MILF: May I leave flowers?
Remember: Walk without rhythm and we won't attract the worm.
@laurel Also, it gives me a chance to get one or two "pre-game" drinks in me so I don't look like a lush in front of my friends.
On I Will Not Apologize For Just Randomly Tossing Out A Bunch Of Things That Nobody Wanted To Know About Me Or Cared About Anyway
Disappointed there isn't a "TITS AND HAIR" tag.
"It reminds me of Howard Roark"? Seriously, interviewer? You snagged a once-in-a-career interview with Bill Watterson and you drag Ayn fucking Rand into it?
Every word of this correction makes me want to kill.
@LondonLee Spoken like a true apologist for the chinless Anglican menace.
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It's my secret dream coming true: efficient dental hygiene combined with the sensations of going down on a robot.