@HelloTitty Dammit. Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBITGyJynfA
Drunk Art Professor At Thanksgiving Gathering Of People Who Are Strangers To Me: "Doesn't my wife look like Johnny Cash?"
DAPATGOPWASTM: "She doesn't?"
DAPATGOPWASTM: "Look closer."
DAPATGOPWASTM: "Around the eyes and nose?"
A rolled up towel isn't large enough or dense enough. Foam rollers are the way to go: http://probalancept.wordpress.com/2010/03/06/one-minute-massage-treat-your-own-stiff-aching-back-with-the-foam-roller/
Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki. Too bad it wasn't her and Jim Parsons; those two actually have sexual tension.
Much more shocked that his father-in-law is Orson Bean than the fact of his death.
@flossy I agree. It takes all the work out of figuring out what his protagonist looks like.
@Mr. B You're pretty close. I think he lives in Santa Cruz part of the year. Anyone who is familiar with both Franzen and Santa Cruz will find this tidbit to be hilarious.
I would tell you I love you Maria, but it would just embarrass us both.
Wait, I thought Maryland's was "Maryland is for crabs" just to piss all over Virginia? Fucking Virgina. I hate you.
"Go on take everything, take everything, I want you to."