On The Bodybuilder's Guide To Getting Rid Of "Computer Back"
A rolled up towel isn't large enough or dense enough. Foam rollers are the way to go: http://probalancept.wordpress.com/2010/03/06/one-minute-massage-treat-your-own-stiff-aching-back-with-the-foam-roller/
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On In Honor of "Revenge," A Brief History of TV's Off-Screen Hookups
Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki. Too bad it wasn't her and Jim Parsons; those two actually have sexual tension.
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On Andrew Breitbart Died?
Much more shocked that his father-in-law is Orson Bean than the fact of his death.
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On Sympathy For Jonathan Franzen
@flossy I agree. It takes all the work out of figuring out what his protagonist looks like.
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On The Only Murdering Murder Guide You'll Ever Need, You Murderer
@Mr. B You're pretty close. I think he lives in Santa Cruz part of the year. Anyone who is familiar with both Franzen and Santa Cruz will find this tidbit to be hilarious.
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On In Defense Of Prudes
I would tell you I love you Maria, but it would just embarrass us both.
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On State Slogans: Ranked And Saluted
Wait, I thought Maryland's was "Maryland is for crabs" just to piss all over Virginia? Fucking Virgina. I hate you.
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On Newlyweds Acknowledging Crushing Realities of Marriage
"Go on take everything, take everything, I want you to."
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On 'Continuity 2': Our Favorite Time-Waster Grows Up
I am gravely disappointed that Continuity 2 has no web version. Am I really going to buy an iPad to play this game? I considered it.
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On The Arguments Of 2012
Drunk Art Professor At Thanksgiving Gathering Of People Who Are Strangers To Me: "Doesn't my wife look like Johnny Cash?"
Me: "Ummm....no."
DAPATGOPWASTM: "She doesn't?"
Me: "No."
DAPATGOPWASTM: "Look closer."
Me: "No."
DAPATGOPWASTM: "Around the eyes and nose?"
Me: "No."