"There is no manual." - Clearly, there is.
Haha, don't have kids!
This was excellent. Thanks.
"Your Google Alert on Sherman Alexie has been created."
Oh thank heavens, I've been looking everywhere for my bucket list.
Do yourself a giant favor and follow this girl on Twitter, it'll be the best thing you do all week: @TriciaLockwood. Sext her.
Jumping on the "Wow" train. Perfectly interwoven. Choo choo.
beaver asshole. double whammy.
"High-proof mucus" is pretty awesome.
@Butterscotch Stalin Jane the Jain?