On Your Bad Sleep Will Kill You With Cancer
It's correlative. People with sleep apnea are fat. Fat people get more cancer because god hates their lack of discipline.
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On David Byrne Is 60
In November 2000, this song played almost every day in my house.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8kKsSGV6FU
It really works in almost any context.
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On "Pac-Man Fever," Thirty Years Later
I found this song more moving than most love songs of the decade.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k601sj0H-Lo
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On Meghan Keane: 'The Office' is the Most Depressing Show on Television
@Natan Well what the hell else are we all supposed to talk about? Jeese.
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On Cop-Taunting Is Tacky
Or money. Cops are suckers for cash money.
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On Cop-Taunting Is Tacky
On reflection, they're using the wrong bait. If they'd tried a professional woman who drank too much at a party, or a school teacher on her way to work, they certainly would have caught loads of cops.
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On Cop-Taunting Is Tacky
C'mon. That's pretty funny. I love donuts.
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On In Fabrication Uproars, At Least Everyone Agrees David Sedaris Is a Liar
@Choire Sicha It's absurd that you expect the literal truth of an accounting firm from a professional sotryteller, former meth addict ex-Elf,furniture refinisher and art student. And yet you are probably going along with the fable that Robert Bales is solely responsible for the killing of 16 innocents in Afghanistan along with half a dozen obvious lies I could flag on the front page of the NY Times.
Really man. C'mon. Priorities.
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On Do Bicyclists Deserve Sympathy?
@Ghost Fart@twitter Paved roads were originally made for bikes. http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/bike-blog/2011/aug/15/cyclists-paved-way-for-roads
You're welcome fatty.