On Eight Great Things You Can Eat This Spring That Are Definitely Not Ramps
Looking for your own morels can save you fifty bucks, but it can also make you sick or dead if you're not careful and eat a "false morel" instead. Definitely be prudent about eating random shit you find on the forest floor.
Also, sorry to be cranky, but vegetarians are getting plenty of protein and are kind of tired of everyone concern-trolling us about it.
Haha I guess today is a "glass half-empty" kind of day
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On "Moby Dick": The Game
"...the crossover of the hard-core gamer to the hard-core literature enthusiast basically doesn't exist."
This statement makes me sad.
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On My Unrealizable Postmodern Novel
I guess I'm an insufferable twat because I would read this book.
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On My Terrible Dan Brown Ripoff Novel
Look, some people understand that you need to buy Post-Its half as often if you write on both sides, okay. THRIFT IS A VIRTUE
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On Sexy Petraeus Scandal Vaguely Reminds America of 11-Year-War In Afghanistan
@Brian Calandra As you seem to recognize, the invasion has not in fact stopped the Taliban from existing or doing repugnant things. There are better ways to combat their fundamentalist bullshit than wars which create more of the fear and resentment that they thrive on.
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On Fake Candidate Gary Johnson Has Wingnuts Ready for 2016 Already!
Is "liking Johnson" a dick joke? Because if you're not making it, I will.
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On Notes From Inside Obama's Election Night Party In Chicago
Love it.
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On Important "Feline Typecasting" Research Discovers People Like Orange Cats
Uh, well, considering that white cats are frequently deaf, they probably have a good reason to be "distant" (they can't fucking hear you).
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On People Who Died A Long Time Ago: Would They Dress Different Now?
"He has been given piercings on both ears, leaving questions about his sexuality unanswered"
...Sure, why the hell not.