On Man Struck By Bike

Pretty sure "the social compact" has had nothing to do with why people use headphones instead of boom boxes for over a decade.

Posted on September 24, 2014 at 1:21 pm 1

On Here Is A Gallery Of Things That Might Cause The Next Pandemic!

Meanwhile, roughly 6 million bats have died of bat-to-bat transmission of white nose syndrome (actually a fungus). Cute pictures in the slideshow, though!

Posted on February 12, 2014 at 4:15 pm 0

On What Sound Does The Weirdass Frog Make?

Everything about this is delightful.

Posted on February 11, 2014 at 2:19 pm 0

On Ask Polly: I Moved To A New City To Be With An Emotional Vampire

Can we get an Awl "SET HIM ON FIRE" tag?

Posted on January 29, 2014 at 3:09 pm 5

On Courtney Love At The Courthouse

I just don't have a witty way of pointing out that the constant confusion between Francis and Frances bothers me.

Posted on January 24, 2014 at 3:08 pm 0

On Why Do So Many Romcoms Use Songs By The Cure?

"For good measure, I considered an equivalent British band, The Smiths."

Tags: UH OH

Posted on January 21, 2014 at 5:13 pm 4

On Nepotism, Slavery And Inheritance: The Tale Of Bushrod Washington

I can only imagine the delight with which the modern political satire world would greet a justice named Bushrod.

Posted on November 18, 2013 at 3:20 pm 1

On Let's Make Thanksgiving Better

This is America and I don't need Big Government to improve the holidays for me. I murdered my entire family, and so can you. Bootstraps!

Posted on October 23, 2013 at 1:43 pm 1

On Ask Polly: I'm 40 And No Man Would Want Me Now!

"If you’re not married by 40, there are usually a few possible things Wrong With You"

A productive and generous attitude!

Posted on October 23, 2013 at 1:42 pm 1

On Also Included In The Teaches Of Peaches Is This Music Documentary

So good.

Posted on October 22, 2013 at 12:30 pm 1