On What Are The Best Audiobooks For A Road Trip?

Miles Klee sitting in the way back reading Ivyland is the best audiobook.

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On Pictures of Joan Didion

Geez can no one color correct anymore?!

Posted on October 7, 2011 at 8:56 pm 0

On Is This a Summer Without a Song of the Summer?


Posted on July 21, 2011 at 4:30 pm 3

On Who Were You First On The Internet?

Mine was wert.
Actually just wert.
Guess what my password was.

Posted on June 29, 2011 at 6:37 pm 1

On Bar Food, In Order

Your lists always make me so angry with how wrong you always are.

Posted on June 23, 2011 at 7:51 pm 2

On Reporter Seems Kind Of Amused By Cop's Collision With Bear

Why does the cop car have a Deceptacon logo? Is this viral marketing or something?

Posted on June 23, 2011 at 6:08 pm 0

On Necessary Tumblrs: Dumb Tweets at Brands

@Matt screengrab snarking

Posted on May 23, 2011 at 3:29 pm 0

On Mom's Apple Pie With Vodka

My grandma told me that when I was home for christmas. Maybe she reads the Awl?
I remember the look on my teetotaler grandpa's face. It was a mix of "oh my god I will not get drunk off a pie" and "what has this child done to my home, encouraging my wife to bring alcohol into it."
Also instead of putting flour on it when you role it out put the dough in between saran wrap. It works like a dream.

Posted on April 29, 2011 at 2:59 am 0

On Why Minnesota Mothers Are Doing Pretty Good

A lot of these Minnesota nice things are really easy to manipulate. People expect you to reject things like food and places to stay several times before eventually excepting it, even when you desperately want it.
This is how I always get the last piece of pie and the best cuts of turkey when I go home.

Posted on January 28, 2011 at 2:58 am 0