On Ask Polly: How Do I Find True Love And Stop Dating Half-Assed Men?

Oh Polly. I love this so much.

Posted on October 17, 2013 at 5:28 pm 0

On Ask Polly: Will I Be Alone Forever?

"In other words, it was exactly like every bad two-year relationship I'd ever had, condensed into two hours. So efficient! After the party, I went home alone and ate a giant bowl of beet soup with some blue cheese on toast. Isn't it romantic?"


Posted on January 9, 2013 at 3:43 pm 6

On The Year In Cheating

I wasn't cheated on, but I left my ex-husband around the time J. Lo left Marc Anthony and I kept seeing her be fabulous in the tabloids and imagining she was my sister-in-divorce (important note: with the exception of "Jenny from the Block" and the brief period when I lived in Cambridge and heard amazing stories about Affleck essentially wandering the streets after their break up, I've never been a J. Lo fan, and I was, and remain, far, far less fabulous). @Sara Miller, come to New York, and I will buy you a drink. Or a million drinks. (Also: PROPS for owning a Yaris.)

Posted on December 20, 2012 at 12:08 am 1

On The Coming Real Estate Disaster for White-People Brooklyn

@sharilyn No-fault divorce is legal in New York now, has been for about a year, so it's not nearly as expensive or onerous as it once was. Glad I stayed in my failing marriage long enough for that to happen!

Posted on May 15, 2012 at 6:10 pm 3