On I'm Not Going To Coachella This Year

I saw the word Coachella and though, "Huh, I think I'm too old for that." Now I'm an old, and when i started reading this blog I wasn't an old, and might have considered going to an event like this. weird.

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On "There ain’t no Mardi Gras in Bangor."

Bangor is stuck with the "fat ass in a glass." I'd include a link, but it appears that my last comment got axed for that faux pas. Google it.

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On The Adults Kids Fear


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On Yet Another Penis Bitten In Florida


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On So Many People Are Reading Fitzgerald Now That We Can Totally Afford To Look Down On Some Of Them

@Staci D. Kramer Case closed, book open. As it should be.

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On I Am Listening To The Wrong Music

An Italian friend of mine in high school said that listening to Buddha Bar was as close as a person can get to nirvana. My dad opined that the friend might just need a girlfriend.

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On Ask Polly: Why Is My Boyfriend Addicted To Internet Sex Chats And Why Won't He Stop Lying About It!

Ummm, also, LW1, you might want to start sorting out the snoopy behavior. I'm not supporting this bro's actions, but you need to stop that.

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On Math Is Hard


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On So God Made a Farmer

@happymisanthrope Note that the ad is targeted at "the farmer in all of us." It's a reward for feeling like you work hard. And wanting to be the hard/soft cowboy.

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