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On How To Order A Croissant

I wholeheartedly agree. I have lived in different european countries for a while, and most people pronounce English words with the pronunciation of the language they are speaking. Interestingly, "euro" is pronounced differently in these different countries and it is weirdly disconcerting to hear somebody talking about the price of something in, say, Italian, and then drop the German oy-Roh in the middle of a sentence.

At any rate, I once ordered a krwa-san at a rural Dunkin' Donuts and the response scarred me. Thank you for this important article!

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 5:44 pm 0

On So Long As Adults Remain Willing To Buy Booze For Desperate Teens This Country Is Still Okay

Oh my god, THE WOMEN?!

Posted on February 27, 2014 at 12:49 pm 0

On Governments Dumb

Is this related (timing-wise) to the recent talk about how Britain was involved in the spying on everybody at the climate summit in 2009? It's hard to keep track of it all. Is it Friday yet?

Also, is this 21st century book burning?

Posted on January 31, 2014 at 12:31 pm 0

On The Armored, Possibly Dinosaur-Eating "Devil Frog"

A really big frog that is mostly mouth?! It's probably just a baby and the REAL one is, like, the size of a brontosaurus. Wait...

Posted on January 30, 2014 at 3:43 pm 0

On I'm Not Going To Coachella This Year

I saw the word Coachella and though, "Huh, I think I'm too old for that." Now I'm an old, and when i started reading this blog I wasn't an old, and might have considered going to an event like this. weird.

Posted on January 9, 2014 at 5:35 pm 0

On "There ain’t no Mardi Gras in Bangor."

Bangor is stuck with the "fat ass in a glass." I'd include a link, but it appears that my last comment got axed for that faux pas. Google it.

Posted on August 27, 2013 at 12:43 pm 0

On The Adults Kids Fear

sic

Posted on May 22, 2013 at 2:56 pm 0

On Yet Another Penis Bitten In Florida

SIGTAMAAOIGTBYFP

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 5:16 pm 1

On So Many People Are Reading Fitzgerald Now That We Can Totally Afford To Look Down On Some Of Them

@Staci D. Kramer Case closed, book open. As it should be.

Posted on April 26, 2013 at 1:33 pm 0