...when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
It's nice to know that there's no blog post so... that someone...
Or you could move to Pittsboro, NC and convert to the Plenty.
Mr. Bruckheimer—Jerry, if I may—I have a solid draft of a script about this and the mind-controlled rats. When can we meet?
This is funny until you need wheelbarrows filled with bitcoins to buy a loaf of bread.
HOW DO I GET WHEELBARROWS INTO MY COMPUTER ?!
Gather round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun
A man whose allegiance is ruled by expedience
Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown
"Ha, Nazi schmazi," says Wernher von Braun.
Don't say that he's hypocritical
Say rather that he's apolitical
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down
That's not my department," says Wernher von Braun.
Some have harsh words for this man of renown
But some think our attitude should be one of gratitude
Like the widows and cripples in old London town
Who owe their large pensions to Wernher von Braun.
You, too, may be a big hero
Once you've learned to count backwards to zero
"In German oder English I know how to count down
Und I'm learning Chinese," says Wernher von Braun.
I don't like the threading. I don't like it that I can't change the subject when responding to an email. Google, I want my money back!
Are you the farmer?
As long as they're getting graduate students and adjuncts to "Teach-4-Tips" and spending most of the tuition on robust building programs and athletics, everything should be fine.
I hereby move that all future Awl comments come with Acknowledgments.