On Notes from a Crab Massacre

everyone drinks, no one quits. If you quit I'll eat them myself. DO YOU GET ME?!

Posted on August 6, 2014 at 11:22 am 1

On Change Comes From Within Website

so now that you guys aren't running this joint when can we expect you going to start AA?

Posted on May 5, 2014 at 2:41 pm 0

On Royal Baby Photoshop Shocker

they really covered up his reptillian jowls

Posted on April 25, 2014 at 10:55 am 0

On Train Terrible

I have a solution - we say goodbye to the bike lanes that run along the east river and make it bus lane only.

Posted on April 21, 2014 at 10:46 am 0

On Meet The Awl

@hockeymom in the same grave with the podcast and the calendar.

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 3:43 pm 0

On See You On The Ice Floe

@C_Webb Muffy, meet Adolph. Adolph, EAT MUFFY!

Posted on January 24, 2014 at 1:39 pm 0

On Is Tweeting During Awards Shows Good For America?

while we're at it can we also stop live tweeting sports events.

Posted on January 13, 2014 at 9:16 am 1

On Olives, Ranked

fuck you

Posted on January 10, 2014 at 9:40 pm 1

On Peter O'Toole, 1932-2013

and eventually "the stunt man"

Posted on December 16, 2013 at 10:19 am 0

On Annoying Old Man Always Showing You Things On His iPad

likeed how souza managed to frame bush between the two desk lamps.

Posted on December 11, 2013 at 10:04 am 0