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Quarterly Prophet

Quarterly Prophet

I will give you so much money to get me out of Key West like so much money.

On Is It Friday Yet?

YUP

Posted on July 22, 2011 at 12:06 am 1

On Let's All Get Dressed Up In Elaborate Costumes and Have Sex!

I'm really really disappointed with the article attached to this title.

Posted on July 11, 2011 at 2:16 pm 0

On The Weekend You Take Up Knitting or Go to the Beach

I'm personally taking up the ukulele this weekend.

Posted on July 9, 2011 at 12:01 pm 0

On The 'Rolling Stone' Michele Bachmann Profile Aftermath (and Where Matt Taibbi is Right)

In a parallel universe Abe and Matt are totally BFF.

Posted on June 30, 2011 at 9:10 am 0

On Your Morning Scandal: Can You Call Obama a Dick? One Man Can

He didn't call him a dick, he said he was KIND of a dick. Don't try to distort what actually happened, liberal media.

Posted on June 30, 2011 at 9:08 am 1

On Comic Hero Fanboys Make Terrible Comic Hero Movies

I would rather have a thousand forgettable Thors, Green Lanterns, and even (but just barely) Iron Man 2s, than have another single Ang Lee Hulk.

Posted on June 17, 2011 at 2:01 pm 0

On Kreayshawn, "Gucci Gucci"

@iantenna Alameda's biggest selling point is the discount the movie theater offers coasties

Posted on June 10, 2011 at 9:23 pm 0

On Kreayshawn, "Gucci Gucci"

@iantenna I feel like that's more grand lake theater territory, but point HUMBLY TAKEN

Posted on June 10, 2011 at 4:50 pm 0

On Kreayshawn, "Gucci Gucci"

@saythatscool Phew, at least I know I'm not crazy.

@iantenna off Lake Merritt like maybe two blocks from Lucky's (used to be Albertson's I think?) but yeah that sounds a little rougher than where I was.

Posted on June 10, 2011 at 3:23 pm 0

On Kreayshawn, "Gucci Gucci"

I know for a fact this already got posted on the Awl, and I will not rest until I pull it up.

EDIT: I can't find it in search but it was up here, don't screw with me, Awl.
Also, I lived in Oakland for a year so I get 10 more cred points than you.

Posted on June 10, 2011 at 2:54 pm 0