"People always swear you only meet someone when you least expect it, which is not entirely true because you least expect it when you’re dead asleep and, personally, I’ve never been rustled out of bed by a stranger who became my new girlfriend." This part made me bust out laughing in a completely silent library. Marry me, Joe.
On My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever
"People always swear you only meet someone when you least expect it, which is not entirely true because you least expect it when you’re dead asleep and, personally, I’ve never been rustled out of bed by a stranger who became my new girlfriend." This part made me bust out laughing in a completely silent library. Marry me, Joe.