When crawling out of the constant drunk/no-pants phase of a bad breakup by creating an online dating profile (Renewed Purpose! Vigor!), the worst thing that can happen is:
A) being immediately matched with the queen of the harpies who broke your heart.
B) fifteen minutes after creating your profile, you are poked by an unhinged character known to have booked a wedding two years in advance with a guy who barely knew her, and she has blatantly tailored her profile to be much too compatible with yours.
C) All of the above.
On My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever
When crawling out of the constant drunk/no-pants phase of a bad breakup by creating an online dating profile (Renewed Purpose! Vigor!), the worst thing that can happen is:
A) being immediately matched with the queen of the harpies who broke your heart.
B) fifteen minutes after creating your profile, you are poked by an unhinged character known to have booked a wedding two years in advance with a guy who barely knew her, and she has blatantly tailored her profile to be much too compatible with yours.
C) All of the above.