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On Obama Needs To Be More Jesusy, Like Sarah Palin

Ralph, the Christ look is so 2008.

Posted on November 11, 2010 at 1:43 pm 0

On Footnotes of Mad Men: The Two-Way Mirror and Social Anomie

I don't know, I think there still a long way to go until he reaches "Sue Ellen Ewing drunk."

Posted on August 17, 2010 at 12:54 am 0

On Is Tenth-Grade Level Obama Too Smart or Too Stupid for America?

Well If he reads in some fancy-pants accent that's should boost up the rating a couple ticks.

Posted on July 8, 2010 at 3:20 am 0

On Baseball Announcer Wonders If Squirrel On Field Had To Buy A Ticket To The Game

Shucks, I guess Bud Selig is trying to cover up this incident.

Posted on May 26, 2010 at 1:40 pm 0

On Our Second-Favorite Parenting Columnist

Score weed on a street corner!!

Posted on December 8, 2009 at 12:13 pm 0

On Mac Don't Smoke

Warrantee?? Pussies. I just use a brand new laptop until the battery runs out then I THROW IT AWAY.

Posted on November 21, 2009 at 1:23 am 0

On Literary Vices, with Rudolph Delson: Richard Nixon's 'Six Crises'

It is interesting that in "Six Crises" Nixon only uses the word "cocksucker" eighty times.

Posted on November 10, 2009 at 1:55 pm 0

On Tiny Pool of English Words Actually Used Results in Annoyance

Thank you.

Posted on October 8, 2009 at 12:32 pm 0

On California Legislators Reach Budget Deal

Guess it's time to blow up the rickety bridge to Oregon, River Kwai style.

Posted on July 21, 2009 at 2:20 pm 0

On Remember "Remo Williams"? I Didn't Think So.

This is about the only horrible movie I didn't watch in theaters from 1983-1988. When we were kids we would go to the movies three or four times a week and would see anything, and I mean anything, from Out of Africa to Police Academy 3. ::shudder:: Now it's just a pain in the ass.

PEE ESS I like to purchase all kinds of things, like pot and acid and pills that don't relate to female reproduction.

Posted on July 9, 2009 at 9:08 pm 0