On The Last Ever Song of the Summer

In some other, better world, Tove Styrke conquered the world and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCcYl9E73nI was the song of the summer. Maybe next year.

Posted on August 4, 2014 at 2:05 pm 0

On How Jeb Bush Loses On Super Tuesday, 2016

At first I read Rand Paul as RuPaul and I'm not even kidding. It's going to be an excruciating next two-and-a-half years.

Posted on April 21, 2014 at 11:47 am 1

On Feelings Had

Wait, did Hurley die?

Posted on April 2, 2014 at 4:10 pm 2

On Trollery Successful

No taco emoji, no peace.

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 11:19 am 0

On Disbelief Registered

This really should have ended with “tell us in the comments!”

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 3:16 pm 3

On Things You Can Do At JFK For 8 Hours

I'm going to speak up for drinking at airports. I mean, airport wasted sounds horrendous, but airport buzzed is almost a minimum necessity for coping with the indignities of air travel these days. The trick is to get to the airport bar, finish your first drink or two* quickly to establish a steady buzz, and then switch to something you can nurse to maintain things. Not enough to get sloppy, but enough so that you aren't bothered by the 45-minute delay after the 75-minute delay, or nearly getting clubbed in the head by the guy trying to cram a solid-sided carry-on bag the size of a small car into the bin above your seat, or the screaming child, or the talkative seatmate, or all the other bullshit.

*Or three.

Posted on January 13, 2014 at 2:15 pm 0

On Today In Sentences That Would Have Been Incomprehensible Only A Few Years Ago

No matter what I see when I wake up I want to go back to sleep immediately.

Posted on November 4, 2013 at 8:14 pm 0

On The Future Keeps Getting Worse

A++ link alt-text.

Posted on October 17, 2013 at 2:21 pm 1

On How To Survive A Bear Attack

When I grow up I want to be tetherball bear.

Posted on October 14, 2013 at 4:27 pm 0

On What Was Brooklyn? A Deeper Look At The Corcoran Tumblr

It says “Get that money” at the bottom, right? That's awful and perfect and for over a million you'd hope they'd have a nicer backsplash behind the sink and stovetop.

Posted on August 26, 2013 at 2:34 pm 0