On My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever

This is exactly what I would have written. If I actually had the ability to write.

Posted on September 14, 2011 at 2:32 pm 2

On How You Do and Do Not Wear a Tie

@iantenna close, but s/black suit/navy suit/ and s/windsor/four-in-hand/ and you're there.

Posted on April 15, 2011 at 6:55 pm 0

On Never, Ever Go To Canada! The $1723 AT&T iPhone Bill

Yeah, that happened to me once - returned from a 2-week vacation in Alberta to an $800 phone bill.

On the other hand, it's also how I found out that my ex-wife was a cheating piece of shit, so probably about the same as hiring a private detective.

Posted on October 4, 2010 at 4:22 pm 0