On Literally The Worst Word On The Planet
I will probably be pilloried for this, but I sometimes like when "literally" is used ex post facto to make a pun. Something like, "Because it was his first time, the dominatrix showed him the ropes. Literally." The author's examples, however, are of terrible usage.
2
On 142 Distinctly Non-Threatening Rap Names
Hilarious. But any rap name with the word "Black" in it has to count as threatening to a certain segment of the population.
1
On My Afterlife Is Going to Have So Much Polygamy....
@deepomega That makes sense. Not sure we need more trolls in politics though--that's basically what the Birthers are, and they annoy me to no end. But I may just be eminently trollable.
0
On My Afterlife Is Going to Have So Much Polygamy....
I'm not sure if Choire is being sarcastic here. Indiscriminately honoring the actions of those in your bloodline is such a ridiculous concept. My nephew's father is currently in prison for driving drunk with my nephew in the car. He should honor the actions of his father because they share a bloodline?
0
On Killing Bigfoot
Ernie Henderson: Shoot it!
George Henderson: It's dead.
Ernie Henderson: Shoot it anyway!
0
On Obligatory "It Won't Be Long" Circumcision Joke Goes Here
Helter, Shmelter
5
On What Sound Should The New Hippie Cars Make?
The theme song to Curb Your Enthusiasm.
0
On Nasty Things Nasty
Potato sponges are not in Wikipedia, so obviously they don't really exist.
0
On Golf Hole Looks Like Hitler
What's with all the fuhrer?