On Golf Hole Looks Like Hitler

What's with all the fuhrer?

Posted on August 15, 2012 at 4:49 pm 0

On Literally The Worst Word On The Planet

I will probably be pilloried for this, but I sometimes like when "literally" is used ex post facto to make a pun. Something like, "Because it was his first time, the dominatrix showed him the ropes. Literally." The author's examples, however, are of terrible usage.

Posted on August 2, 2012 at 5:52 pm 2

On 142 Distinctly Non-Threatening Rap Names

Hilarious. But any rap name with the word "Black" in it has to count as threatening to a certain segment of the population.

Posted on July 17, 2012 at 3:43 pm 1

On My Afterlife Is Going to Have So Much Polygamy....

@deepomega That makes sense. Not sure we need more trolls in politics though--that's basically what the Birthers are, and they annoy me to no end. But I may just be eminently trollable.

Posted on February 17, 2012 at 4:31 pm 0

On My Afterlife Is Going to Have So Much Polygamy....

I'm not sure if Choire is being sarcastic here. Indiscriminately honoring the actions of those in your bloodline is such a ridiculous concept. My nephew's father is currently in prison for driving drunk with my nephew in the car. He should honor the actions of his father because they share a bloodline?

Posted on February 17, 2012 at 1:50 pm 0

On Killing Bigfoot

Ernie Henderson: Shoot it!
George Henderson: It's dead.
Ernie Henderson: Shoot it anyway!

Posted on January 23, 2012 at 5:49 pm 0

On Obligatory "It Won't Be Long" Circumcision Joke Goes Here

Helter, Shmelter

Posted on October 28, 2011 at 4:21 pm 5

On What Sound Should The New Hippie Cars Make?

The theme song to Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Posted on September 16, 2011 at 9:21 am 0

On Nasty Things Nasty

Potato sponges are not in Wikipedia, so obviously they don't really exist.

Posted on September 13, 2011 at 5:12 pm 0

On Our Fat Future

But the sandwich does look delicious.

Posted on August 31, 2011 at 10:29 pm 0